My tooth is fucked up & I have no money or way to get to a dentist. I hate life. To make things worse I just put Columbo on. Why? Now I’m going to watch Columbo all night.
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connorkawaii: waking up the morning after finishing a video game
Fuckin rain. I had plans today. Outside plans with dirt. Rawr.
idk what im even doing or why time is moving so slow or WHY THE FUCK THERE ISN;T A GOD DAMN RUN BUTTON IN THIS GAME I KEEP TRYING TO PRESS ONE AND ITS NOT THERE.
m3tal-gypsy replied to your photo: i wish this wasn’t empty it breaks muh hearts. … I have a half full one next to me ;) lucky.
one time i pizza’d, well, i made up the boxes, cut the pies, and delivered them for like 3 days.. so I am like basically a world renowned expert on the art of pizzaing.
i should make a pizza blog and i will rate pizzerias around the world— —well by world I mean like not even a whole state but like… okay i shouldn’t do this.
and if my girlfriend doesn’t wake up, i will eat the pizza i am saving for her. don’t test me i’m a junkie for this shit.
also, the proper way to eat a pizza is to fold each slice. remember that, kids, I’m a professional and I know what I talkin’ bout’
Wait, that’s always. nvm.
can’t stop eating pizza right now
Mel Kiper Jr. just called the Jets “the worst team on paper in the NFL.” Wow– @BrianCoz (via sportsnetny)